bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

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cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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unpopuler:

when the person you hate tries joking with you

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precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

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baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

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plagal:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

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solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

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beyoncebeytwice:

i fuckin love going to football games i never know whats going on but i still love them

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