once i was kissin my then bf in a van and it was a really long makeout session but i found myself like not even thinking about it i’d stare out the window and think about what i was gonna eat for dinner and like ‘when is this gonna end’ just because it went on for ever and i guess when my friends were driving him home he couldn’t stop talking about how great a kisser i was so the moral of the story is think about chicken fingers and you’ll be great
When I was in 9th grade I was in love with my teacher and he was so much older than me but I didn’t cared and he always gave me winks and looks and was always nice to me, and one day I was sitting in the corridor and he was like can you come with me for a moment and we walked out from school and in to another house and he took me up to his room and told me how amazing I was and then i sort of ripped of his clothes and we fucked :) lol kidding he said that I got a f in math
An easy question yes? No.
'What a stupid question. Harry Of course'
'Whaaaat Who else should I say?'
Liam: “Maybe your girlfriend?”
'Because I have one. And I'm very happy with her. Why can't you accept that? That I'm totally straight and like girls? Like Har.. I mean Eleanor. Did I mention she's a girl? And I'm perfectly heterosexual?
Poor Liam almost got a heartattack.
“Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.
Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.”
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.